I'm Baaaaacck!

I have taken the longest bloggy break ever.

seriously.

I have missed this!

[Right now I am most likely sitting in the middle of an interview! Good luck and prayers are needed!]

I have a bunch of posts I want to write, but I thought I would start with something super fun.

Like,

Perfectly Posh maybe?

I honestly don't even remember how we bumped into each other online,

but an awesome Perfectly Posh consultant sent me some samples.

I have had them for quite a while but have yet to try them because I got hit with bronchitis. 

Then the flu. 

Then a cold.

No joke, I was out for 2 or 3 weeks from this stuff!

Anyways, back to the good stuff.

She sent me a bunch of things, but I have only tried a few.

First up was the Gender Bender bar.

This stuff was heaven.

Not an exaggeration.

Pure bliss, I tell ya!

I have ridiculously oily skin,

like sometimes even after I shower and wash my face it is still oily.

After I used this it was perfect. 

Guys, my face has never not been oily.

After washing with this for a few days,

I have noticed a huge improvement with the oil.

No more washing my face 5 times a day!

After using the Gender Bender soap,

I tried out The Stripper.

(aren't you the tiniest bit interested because of the names alone? ha!)

You rub this on your face and let it sit for a while.

(like long enough to take the polish off your fingers and toes!)

I was warned it would tingle a little,

and tingle it does!

I was worried at first 

(I'm overly paranoid)

thinking maybe I was allergic,

This is how it looks once on.

Sexy huh?

Dustin thought this would be a perfect time to let me know how unattractive face masks are.

However he did say it smelled good :)

Once I took it off, my face was BABY BUTT smooth.

I was so excited I ran around my whole house and made everyone feel...

..they were not as excited.

I then hopped in the shower, 

but once I got out I put on some

Sugar Fix Scrub!

This stuff not only smells delicious,

but added to the softness of my skin!

If it were edible, 

I would surely sneak a taste.

Did I seriously say that out loud?

Finally I put on some of 

The Liberator

It's a vitamin E stick you use around your eyes.

It feels similar to chapstick ;)

Now that I have shared the most unattractive photo of me,

and talked non stop about beauty products,

you're probably wondering how much and if I liked them,

huh?

Well, I guess you will need to stop back by tomorrow and find out!

;)